I made this on: 2001-05-31 - 5:02 p.m.
Rorschach | Roar Shack
Uhh... I see two angry big-headed babies doing the Russian kick.
Yeah! They're two Russian baby Siamese twin geniuses... See, their father naturally wants them to be rocket scientists, but Krabava (the twin on the right) and Vabka Romanchov (the other one) want to be ballet dancers.
Vabka and Krabava's dad tells them "that ballet is for poofs", but the baby geniuses disagree and perform the Russian Kick as a sign of defiance (shown in fig. 5.5).
Dad gives up and lets them do the "poofy dancing". The babies apply for the Russian ballet academy, but they weren't accepted because when Vabka did a plie, and Krabava did a chaine, things got ugly. 'Cause you know... they shared a butt cheek.
Vabka was so depressed that he gave up on his dream and became a KGB agent, which kinda works out for Krabava because those custom three-cheek tu-tu's were hard to find... wait a minute. Doods don't wear tu-tus.
...or it could be two pictures of the most desirable dood on the planet... or not. Oh look! Now I see chewed up bunny ears... or cut up pants, hanging out to dry... Now what does this all mean?
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Oooo! And to the bastard that signed me up for that Italian news letter thingy-mah-bob: you're a bastard! When I find you, I'll drop kick your ass in the head--Wahh!